Gold prices were cheap yesterday! The local jewelry stores have a new joke:
A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair, whispering shyly:
"Can gold prices still go up?"
The sales girl, elegant and calm, answers:
"Just buy, leave the rest to Trump. Gold increases by 1 gram every two days, hitting new highs every day!"
The lady then asks: "When will gold be cheap?"
$BTC $GT $ETH The girl replies: "Yesterday."
The lady hurriedly pats her thigh: Damn it, I said I should have come to buy yesterday, but he said gold would drop tomorrow...
It's just a joke, for entertainment only. Not