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Tonight I had a few girls come over to drink together. The moment they showed up, they said, “My period’s here.” Damn—inside my head I was like: if you’re not going to drink, then don’t come. You’re messing up my chance to pick up girls. Even if I take ten thousand steps back and say it, so what? Drinking is your stomach’s problem—what does it have to do with your downstairs? Then I said it really plainly: drinking is a problem for your stomach, it has nothing to do with your downstairs. I called you to drink, not to serve/entertain customers. 😤📷 😤 Then a few idiots just kept shoving drinks

Jimei, I'm just a little curious, do you all usually talk about these things when you're together? We guys also love to talk about these things when we're together. I remember back then I was under twenty, working at a factory. An auntie kept chatting with my then-girlfriend, asking how many times a day she came to see me, and how long each visit lasted. 😂😂😂

Brothers, if you don't understand, just ask. What is this used for? Is it the same as how I thought it would be?

If nothing unexpected happens, the two of them enter the room and wait for the woman to call out, "Ah!" The young man normally earns 300 a day but has to shell out 600. He originally wanted to save a fallen girl, but it turns out the girl earns 100,000 a month—what he really needs to save is himself. 😫😫

Thirsty Jimei, gatherings are unavoidable. Is it true that data shows 60% of Jimei's viewing frequency is for short videos?

You consider him a brother, but he might consider you a close friend; this is definitely not acting. The guy with glasses clearly looks drunk, revealing his true nature. By the way, what level does this chubby guy belong to if he's in Chengdu?

It's obviously a high-end player. If you hang this illusion dragon on the ball net and it reaches her, the main focus is on a one-step solution.

Buddy, you're having a good time and ordered some seafood, but if this woman has abnormal vaginal discharge or a gynecological disease, is it safe and clean? Generally, women in nightclubs shouldn't have mouth-to-mouth contact because there's a disease called Helicobacter pylori that is very hard to treat.

I don’t know whether it’s real or not, but once I get my hands on it, I’ll definitely figure it out. If the pretty girl “sweetens the deal” and it doesn’t double, then I’m not buying it. And I don’t know—if the kid “eats” it later, will they get silicone poisoning. Master, send me the address—I'll go check it out and test it for you.

I said my brother always goes to the billiard hall to play, and it turns out there's this service too. Do your brothers like to go?

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Last night on the way back from playing mahjong, around 3 a.m., I passed by and saw this guy lying on the ground—just a blind guess, but he seemed to be drunk.
Brothers, when it comes to drinking, you still need to know your limits. Friends who can’t handle alcohol should, after they’ve had enough to drink, be brought back home.
Luckily, this is the South. If it were the North and the weather were cold, when someone sobers up, they’d be stiff.
If something really goes wrong, not only do you lose a friend, but you also have to come out with a bill.
I called and reported this guy. Afterw

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