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Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the Emir of Mount Lebanon

BREAKING: Iran is planning to blockade the US blockade of the Iranian blockade of the Strait of Hormuz blockade.

Airline logic

The war should not be viewed only through missile exchanges and battlefield maps. The deeper threat is to the systems that keep the global economy functioning: shipping lanes, energy exports, industrial infrastructure, and commercial trust.
Once these are destabilized, the effects reach households and businesses far beyond the Middle East.

Blocking the Strait of Hormuz

Never deleting this app

Never deleting this app

It’s happening

TRUMP: I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor, and had to do with Red Cross, as a Red Cross worker there, which we support... It’s supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better.

What do you call this pattern?

We’re opening the Strait of Hormuz by closing the Strait of Hormuz

Who did this lmao

Even crazier than Trump posting himself as Jesus is that the guy he’s saving looks exactly like Epstein.

Trump just posted this

JD Vance during his short stay in Pakistan

Trump just posted this

JD Vance: Negotiations with Iran have failed