2026-01-11 22:28:03

You ever wonder if crypto figures like Murad can turn it off? Imagine being on a date and he's just sitting there breaking down his entire thesis on $SPX while she's trying to order appetizers 😂

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BlockchainTherapist

· 14h ago

Haha, this is the real crypto person. Even dating conversations have to be about trading logic, and I just can't stop.

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GateUser-bd883c58

· 15h ago

Haha, laughing to death, I just can't stop these kinds of people.

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quiet_lurker

· 15h ago

Haha, this scene is hilarious. Still talking about positions during the date, truly ridiculous.

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ApyWhisperer

· 15h ago

Haha, really, people like that are definitely a disaster on dates, their minds are all about charts.

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RunWithRugs

· 15h ago

Haha, really, people like that probably only have charts in their minds during dates and can't listen to anything else others say.

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DefiSecurityGuard

· 16h ago

nah honestly this is peak trader energy... dude probably audits the restaurant's smart contract before ordering lmao. can't even imagine trying to have a normal convo with someone who's literally running MEV simulations in their head the entire time. that's the real rugpull — romance edition.

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