2026-01-09 01:20:54

You gotta love how traditional investment banks are sliding into crypto now. Curious what kind of pitch deck they'd actually bring—wonder if it includes personal activity feeds and fitness app screenshots to show how 'in tune' they are with the space. Pretty amusing when legacy finance tries to flex its crypto credentials.

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Anon4461

· 01-09 01:51

Haha, the selling points of traditional finance's fitness app screenshots really make me laugh to death. What are you pretending to be?

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FlippedSignal

· 01-09 01:46

Haha, the traditional finance approach really changes when moved to the crypto world—feed activities and fitness screenshots... it's so disappointing.

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LiquidatorFlash

· 01-09 01:29

Will traditional finance enter the crypto space? First, calculate whether their collateralization ratio can withstand the next wave of liquidation risk. Once the leverage ratio hits the threshold, it's all over.

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RamenStacker

· 01-09 01:23

Haha, the traditional finance approach is really awkward in front of crypto, it's like an embarrassing outbreak of cancer. You have to pretend to understand Web3 to fit into the circle.

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