Over the past 17 years, Bitcoin has been pronounced dead roughly 450 times. Every major market crash, regulatory crackdown, or negative headline triggered obituaries. Yet here we are. Each time critics declared it finished, the network kept running, developers kept building, and hodlers kept holding. It's almost become a meme—the premature death predictions. Some analysts see this as proof of resilience; others view it as evidence of irrational faith. Either way, the graveyard of Bitcoin predictions is pretty crowded.