SelfieDog

Don’t make me unleash the beast!

I'm Selfie Prime and I send this message to any surviving selfie takers seeking refuge among the stars.
We are here... we are waiting.

Stealth mode disabled for you❤️

Stealth mode: activated.

Windows down, vibes up!

Are we cooking again, or did I dress up for nothing?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAID ULTRA HAAAAAAAAAARD🔥

Your honor … the phone made me do it.

Don\'t worry friends, I\'ll fix it now .

History repeats itself, so do my selfies 🤳🔮

gmelfie this would be the day I forget my smartphone 📲

You worry about the journey…I’ll worry about the selfie ✨

Dr’s looked absolutely terrified when they saw my calcium levels are zero, but my carbon density is infinite. Check your pulse. 💎

gm…
Let’s race — first one to take a selfie wins 📸🚗💨

Say my name …

Even back then — phone stayed on .