Bizzy

I feel like someone is tracking my dex screener and running up every token I look at for too long lol... I've looked at 3 tokens I wanted to accumulate in the last 24 hours and all of them ripped for 50% almost immediately 😹😭

When people say "We've had so many runners lately bro", I always think about this 💀😅

Funny how a large part of my fartcoin thesis comes from this. Most whales can't even trade newer pairs anymore because sizing in is a death sentence but they are still gambling addicts that need those big moves and Fartcoin still swings strong enough to give them that rush.

This and the insane volumewas exactly why I bought fartcoin in the first place back in march 2025. Volume is much much much lower now but it still has super high volume relative to the rest of the market.

Why does it feel like JD did the wink wink think when he wrote this lmaoooo! "Cocaine is bad too guys!" 🤣🤣🤣

Here's a video of it. Basically just allows you to easily ladder up to 30 limit with different token distribution patterns using Jup Limits instead of inputing orders 1 by 1.

Lmfao I'm such a highly rated door dash customer they legitimately throw money at me when I open a ticket.. I forgot to add a promo code to save $30 on groceries so I opened a ticket and asked if they could apply it and they just toss me $45 in credits for my troubles 💀💀

Made this tweet a few days ago and now everyone talking about usd1 season, coincidence 🤔? Stable pair and pretty much no creator fees is just better period. Instead of buybacks or anything like that traders just pay less fees upfront.

What are the odds we make up tomorrow morning and Bitcoin has fully retraced 😅

Soon you will be able to ladder up to 30 limit orders into any token on Solana and utilize any of the different sizing patterns I created 🫡

I can't believe I've actually created something useful already and it works perfectly... Im really enjoying this vibe coding sh\*t ngl.

Well it's the first day of 2026 and I've decided that this year I am going to create an anon twitter account and anon side wallet/wallets, build them up and farm the hell out of copy traders! I'm very excited to start this easy mode journey and can't wait to dump on many of you

Will probably run this by a real dev or two about security stuff to see if I want to make it a publicly available tool but I did try to design it in a way that security wouldn't be an issue however I don't know sh\*t about vibe coding and whatever possible vectors there could be

Be safe out there tonight. We really can't afford to lose any more liquidity in the market and DUI's are expensive. We are the Japanese soldiers 🫡

In one sentence or less tell me who the Duve is 👇 (I truly don't know 😅)

Never have I have I ever seen some shit quite as disgusting as this coin Jack Duval shilled lmao... Not even one attempt at a relief bounce just slow and steady to 0. 0.618: No thank you. 0.786: Nah I'll pass. 0.886: Not today. 0: This is our stop.

And everything I sell won't turn into this!

Hopefully in 2026 everything I buy won't turn into this!