💀💨 PSA: I Just Created the Hiroshima of Meals



If you see this, run. Don’t do what I just did.

I had:

🥩 Pork marinated in fish sauce, oyster sauce, and Thai spices
🌶️ Doused it in sharp chilli sauce
🍚 Ate it with sticky rice
🟠 Washed it down with a bag of Hula Hoops
🟣 Topped it off with a full litre of beetroot juice

Now I’m
🚽 Sitting on the toilet like it’s a throne of pain
💨 Farting with the force of an unlicensed jet engine
🔥 Playing Russian roulette with every fart
🧬 Experiencing a full-blown gut rebellion
💀 Thinking about the choices that led me here

Beeturia warning: everything’s red, and I’m not emotionally prepared.
DON-2.07%
PORK-17.93%
IN-6.68%
SAUCE-4.71%
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