💞 #Gate Square Qixi Celebration# 💞
Couples showcase love / Singles celebrate self-love — gifts for everyone this Qixi!
📅 Event Period
August 26 — August 31, 2025
✨ How to Participate
Romantic Teams 💑
Form a “Heartbeat Squad” with one friend and submit the registration form 👉 https://www.gate.com/questionnaire/7012
Post original content on Gate Square (images, videos, hand-drawn art, digital creations, or copywriting) featuring Qixi romance + Gate elements. Include the hashtag #GateSquareQixiCelebration#
The top 5 squads with the highest total posts will win a Valentine's Day Gift Box + $1
💀💨 PSA: I Just Created the Hiroshima of Meals
If you see this, run. Don’t do what I just did.
I had:
🥩 Pork marinated in fish sauce, oyster sauce, and Thai spices
🌶️ Doused it in sharp chilli sauce
🍚 Ate it with sticky rice
🟠 Washed it down with a bag of Hula Hoops
🟣 Topped it off with a full litre of beetroot juice
Now I’m
🚽 Sitting on the toilet like it’s a throne of pain
💨 Farting with the force of an unlicensed jet engine
🔥 Playing Russian roulette with every fart
🧬 Experiencing a full-blown gut rebellion
💀 Thinking about the choices that led me here
Beeturia warning: everything’s red, and I’m not emotionally prepared.